Well, I’m gonna do it. I didn’t win the lottery so I decided to follow my inkling and head yonder to southern Oregon in support of the good folk down there. I’ve been reading and watching the news and it all just seems as plain as day to me now.
This country hasn’t really been sitting easy with me since Obama came into office and I figured the system’s gotta be rigged. But, I kept doing my thing, working, paying my taxes, mowing my lawn… you know, being the good American I always thought you should be. But deep down inside, there was something eating away at me…deep down there, way down by the intestines. The spark of freedom grew within my bowels until it became a fire.
Those good folk down yonder were my calling. God called upon them and in turn, they called upon all patriots. Now I must heed their god-inspired patriotic call. So, I quit my job, gave my stuff away, packed up my truck and tomorrow morn after I flip my landlord the bird, I’m headed south to meet with my breathren.
Hell, I’ll pull toilet duty, I don’t care, I just want to be a part of this historical event. Future generations will remember when the common man stood up against a tyrannical government ruled by an undocumented immigrant king (Obama) and said NO! NO to over regulation! NO to taking our guns away! NO to FEMA concentration camps! NO to chemtrails over our skies! NO to Agenda 21! NO to the blood moon! NO to the UN! NO to no more liberties!
Ya’ll look for me in the history books.
Stop submitting the same post and fuck off loser!!!!
Obama is one of the top 3 presidents of all time! Marriage equality for all! Pulled us out of the Great Recession (yes those government paychecks that came in twice a month for the whole fucking year you where unemployed = Obama). Plus, the man grew up in underprivileged Chicago and became President. Besides Abraham Lincoln (#1 President of all time), I’m not sure who else can claim that. Almost all Presidents grow up rich and deal with financial and community struggles from afar, trying to relate to the common American but can’t because they have never dealt with themselves
Plus, fuck guns Pussy! If you don’t hunt there is no need for a fucking gun…. unless you’re a small helpless man that can’t defend himself… then get a fucking sword and defend yourself like a Samurai, with honor. Or be a real gangster, Nunchucks.
Yes, head south, definitely. Don’t divert from that direction. Don’t head east even an inch, because everyone knows that Burns is in Southern Oregon, just down the road from Medford.
This guy’s fucking with us right? Good thing Burns isn’t in Southern Oregon, Teabilly.
How did you guys connect this with the thing in Burns? He’s obviously talking about Oregon Shakespeare Festival. Act up and act on, patriot!
Just stay put. It’s soon to become a common, everyday occurrence; coming to a home near you.
God told you to leave the playground already?
That was a gerbil, not the spark of freedom.
No need to hit the road. That was not the spark of freedom eating away at you, way deep inside…that was a gerbil.
It’s not O’bamass’ fault. It’s just that he’s at the helm as the Titanic hits the iceberg. Both parties enacted O’bamacare, so that government would have it’s hands on the gimongous cash flow of insurance payments, with which to borrow against like they’ve been doing withSocial Security for decades. Now that it’s nearly bankrupt, they were counting on having a viable replacement, but it didn’t work. The market is about to tank. Expect a 90% correction and a recession worse than the Great Depression, until the Antichirst takes over the World. Then there’ll be 7 1/2 years of peace and gangbusters prosperity, before 666 kicks in and all Hell breaks loose. Before all that, Damascus will be taken away from being a city and become a ruinous heap, over night, and all the pesky Christians will be beamed up to join Jesus’ winged cavalry, only to have China make peace with the Antichrist to join forces and shoot missiles at us that bounce off.