Constructive Criticism

I get that you were late for work at the construction site by the Williams New Seasons, otherwise you wouldn’t have cut me off in a one lane freeway exit. I realize it was wrong to make obscene hand gestures at you, but that’s probably why you got you out of your car and blocked traffic waiting for me to pull up in front of your ‘workplace’. Instead of greeting your hulking tribal-tatted sleeveless neon cut-off Oakley’d figure in obvious power stance, I literally flipped a bitch and drove the opposite direction. Sorry for ruining your day, hopefully working on that monstrosity of a project is a good outlet. Even without beating my ass, take consolation in that fact the work you and your construction buddies dutifully put in is a guaranteed trigger for as long as I continue to live in this city.