Hey dipshit! I see you riding your lame ass electric bike on the wrong side of the bike lane heading west on Burnside bridge around 4:50 pm all the time. I like to ride on the side bikes are meant to be rode in and when you come at me like you soooo bad ass wearing so much black that not an inch of skin shows I think you look fucking stupid. Hide behind your “bad ass” all black attire, but I see someone who wears goggles to avoid the confrontations they create. When you come within inches of crashing into me I hope you do. I hope you do and I get to call the cops and explain why you’re a fucking idiot. Bring it on Darth Dipshit!

2 replies on “Darth Douchebag on a Bike Burnside Bridge”

  1. Man up. If a dude like that hits me, the incident will show injuries to both of us. No one is going to notice how bad I beat him. His injuries will be consistent with a bike crash. Who’s gonna know?

    Be careful out there and treat people with dignity. Cause you never know.

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