[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds]
It’s a goddamned privilege to live in Portland Oregon. If 55 yos are complaining about dumbfuck 22 yos voting yes for the goddamned Oregon Historical Society (read society, shudder) just know that you’re wrong, and cut your hair and get a job and quit hanging out with those loser friends you’ve been running around with. Lots of love to you.—55 yo Me (AKA Anonymous)