Dear Drug Seeker,
Hi I’m Dr. Idiot! you’re here for what? severe back?? yea please continue with your excessively detailed story about your back… funny how you’re totally vague about what it is you want though… I’m sure you’re not about to ask me for … oh shit you did! oxycodone? motherfucker!! and I almost fell for your story, I was feeling bad that you’re suffering you ugly hemorrhoid! thanks for fucking with my sensitivity compass, now I will doubt the next patient with pain… of course you’re allergic to all other meds, totally original. yea, i’m a total idiot and not suspicious at all of your multiple oxy Rx’s… an insensitive prick? moi? gosh, you were so nice 10 seconds ago… you want to see my manager? Sorry you jobless weed-stanky-slob, this isn’t starbucks! I would M.D.-punch you right in the balls if I could for pretending to be this sick fuck and making everyone’s life hell… now you won’t leave and I have to call the security guard… my nurses are wondering why it’s always me who gets into it with pain patients not realizing that I’m the only doc who refuses to feed your addiction.
-anonymous M.D.
Dear Drug Seeker
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You sound like a cunt of a doctor. You’re the worst kind. Take an extra pill tonight, shithead. Or go run an extra ten and don’t eat for a couple of days. Asshole.
This situation sounds like it hit a little too close to home, lazaar.
Good for you for doing your job, doc.
JTR you’re the biggest cunt of them all. The self-righteous cunt is the worst. No offense to the ladies out there. Jtr you are seriously a piece of shit bitch that loves sucking on that little alter ego dick of yours, Don’t fuck with me.
We still friends?
Good lord lazaar. Sounds like you need to see a shrink in addition to your normal doc who shut down your oxy advances. Major anger issues.
Tell ’em to go see their budtender and describe the kind of high they are looking for.
(and stop making the comment section about yourselves)
Vicoden actually causes more issues to people with an opioid sensitivity than oxycodone aka percoset does. Itching, rash, hot flashes. As a doctor, you should know that right?
Also, I’m tired of condescending doctors acting like gatekeeping parents in front of a candy shop. If I’m in pain give me the fucking pills and doctorsplain to someone else.
Maybe you can explain why physicians who I told I DID NOT WANT PAINKILLERS, but rather diagnostic imaging, treat me like some kind of shady character, then, doc. I don’t even like taking aspirin. I think some of you just hate patients and think your customer is the insurance company.
Ok, let’s assume this is from a real Dr just for kicks. How about some fucking medical training on addiction? Of course, a lot of Drs are addicts too, so maybe some denial and projection is going on.
What ThatOneBitch said, for real, in spades.
Are drugs supposed to be difficult to get? Do you guys not know about Gresham?
I, for one, am glad to hear this. Too many heroin addictions start with people getting hooked on oxy and then moving to a cheaper alternative. Lots of pain-killer alternatives available for them, but they just gotta have oxy. We all know why – addiction
It would be much easier to just acquiesce and give the fiends what they want, but you take a stand and let them know their requests are dangerous. That takes courage. Well done.
Antibiotic-Resistant Cunt.
Your patient is a junky and you are a drug dealer. Doctors are doling out pill form heroin and then act appalled when the people you turned into junkies come back for more. The only difference between you and the motherfucker in the ally is your self righteous attitude. Do you really believe the bullshit claims that big pharma made when they lobbied this shit through the FDA? That it wasn’t addicting! Do you know now that your brain can’t tell the difference between oxy and heroin? Why don’t we just put heroin dealers outside of the ER to alleviate you from having to deal with the scum you and your colleagues have created. Then you can get back to your clean, entitled perfect fucking life.
The DEA has physicians scared to death of losing their license to prescribe, even the most necessary of pain medication. In Canada, you can get nearly anything you want over the counter in economy sized jars.
This was written by reception or housekeeping, Any legit MD would know how they get paid. I love how all the smarties are prescribing methotrexate as opposed to ibuprofen, which used to be ice and rest.
Doctors don’t give a rat’s ass about people suffering anymore. They’re too afraid of losing their license.
People are in real pain and anyone who wants the drugs that help them are accused of being junkies. It’s just the way things are now. Broken and stupid.