Jeeze’ what time is..11:35. Oh man, I passed out on New Years again. Well at least the ball didn’t drop yet. Guess I’ll tune it in….Wait! Obama is still the Prez? Right?
I had a horrible nightmare. I was waiting just outside this huge banquet hall and Donald Trump was hamming it up at the podium, praising me and saying “If it wasn’t for my Main Man here I wouldn’t be your President today. The crowd screamed and Melani took my arm and escorted me up to her husband. As she turned to go President Donald swatted her on the butt real sharply and looked to the crowd and bellowed “pretty nice 1st Booty aaaaaah. I’m standing there like Yeah man feeling foolish as hell. Then he says “without further ado now this great man is going to tell us all how Me and him are gonna freakin fix this country. I grabbed my chest and (I guess) faked a heart attack or stroke or fit……and then woke up. Happy New Year everybody. Wow look at the fireworks.
This is the beginning of I/A Dreams.
I dreamed about talking to Trump too. Let’s hope its the kind of nightmare you wake up from and say “oh thank god its not true!!” Vote people, VOTE!!!
I had a similar dream years ago. I’m a little worried now. Mine was about Nixon and HE WON. I sure hope you don’t have the same powers.
Another brief chapter from “Things That Did Not Happen: Compelled to Share For No Earthly Reason.”