I get the idea of nature vs nurture, the idea that women are mostly ingrained to be sexually submissive. I understand the notion that 50 Shades is wank-off material for 90% of women. As a male, what would totally turn me on, is the opposite! Am I cray-cray or is my wish for a sexually dominant woman woman never going to be full-filled? My question: do women exist who get excited about the role-reversal of traditional gender roles who aren’t lesbian?
[Editor’s Note: Sorry to interrupt, and I’mma let you finish… but SOMETIMES YOU PEOPLE. Please tell me this is some bizarre, nonsensical attempt at humor and not you just being willfully ignorant or unfamiliar with a good portion of the internet. In the extremely off-chance that it’s the latter… HERE. Let me Google that for you.
P.S. Also, there’s no hyphen in fulfilled.
P.S.S. To Everyone: We’re no longer accepting submissions which include detailed descriptions of your poop.]
Related question: Something like 90% of the women I ask out tell me that they’re lesbians. What’s up with that?
You didn’t let him finish.
Anyway, anyone wanting to know how to find sexually dominant women should read my new memoir, “Grovel Road,” available at most fine bookstores.
Fuck this shit man I penned a perfectly ridiculous tome about a masturbating monkey at the zoo but we get this…
What is wrong with a little kink. People act like it doesn’t exist.
Yeah they’re called dominatrixes dumbass.
Well, as a vegan, my poop is…
Just don’t clean for awhile. I find women to become dominate right quick if I leave my beard trimmings around the sink.
Dear Portland Mercury,
Need to save some money? Just fire the I,Anon Editor(s). They clearly don’t serve any purpose.
Yes we exist, I’m one of them. I think sexual style preferences (whether dominant, submissive, or a “switch”) depends on the individual-that goes for both female and male. Also, many people may find something sexually arousing but the way they perform in bed may be completely different.
Great. So we have two trolls now who make stupid assertions about homosexuality. Or the one guy got a second account. Well, let’s see how long this one lasts.
Ah. And they eliminated the comment I was commenting on. Okay.
^ Rich, that means they deleted their account. Victory is yours!!!!!!
Google, it’s a hell of a drug!