Dear dumbass baby man with Washington plates driving your super douchemobile Jeep with ginormous tires up the road to Timberline Lodge on Monday morning. Yes the road was covered in snow, yes I passed you (in my normal sized 4 wheel drive which could have driven right under you because of your monster tires) coming out of a curve (the whole road is very curvy but I had a good view of several thousands of feet of free and clear road). Not only did you lay on your horn in the most agro way but you then felt the need to keep up your aggressive tirade by stalking me in the parking lot to give me a face saving lecture seemingly for the benefit of your blonde mortified deer in the headlights date on how you weren’t honking at me because I passed you but that I passed you on a curve (which I didn’t really). You were driving at least 15 miles under the speed limit and your huge testosterone tires were shooting gravel at my windshield (from a safe distance). I’ve been driving up that road since before you were in diapers and I drive in the snow like a boss! I don’t need a wrong headed schooling from a baby who drives like a granny in the stupidest looking assault vehicle on the mountain! There are plenty of snowy roads and ski areas in your home state and you are welcome to douche it up all you want there!
Douchemobile Jeep Baby Driver
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shut up
word from the wise up there.
parentheses proves your bogus
out of a curve and you can see thousands of feet?
your car can drive under other cars?
not me, yes you, though.
then again, don’t worry, you’ll get to work on time to open up and still be a dickakneeknee.
Try driving safely on snowy roads, IA, you douche. I think you jelly for his big tires.
The most aggressive behavior often comes from the most insecure man. Or woman. Not trying to be sexist.
Slow the fuck down if it is snow covered you dumbass, sounds like you were the driving like a jerk and this moron confronted you. You are not the only one of the road and frankly way too many folks drive like dicks on the way up a snow covered mountainous road.
Sour grapes that he kept up with you.
Washington driver with sweet lifted jeep and a blonde in the passenger seat. Oregon driver passes on a curve, gets busted and humiliated, slinks back to IA land and posts. Score this one for Washington. But kudos to IA for not speculating about penis size in a big wheels rant.
Mudflaps should be required equipment.
And this is why I have zero interest in skiing