Where the fuck did most of Portland learn how to drive? Seriously, I would love to know! I’ve lived here for 25 years and it’s only gotten worse. Why is this the only town where people will completely stop traffic to allow someone to turn left in front of them?! I’m not talking about when traffic is jammed and you’re at a stop. No, I’m talking about you this morning, white Subaru. We were driving along just fine, no traffic, and you wanted to turn right while someone approached from the opposite way wanting to turn left. Did you proceed with your turn, like you should have? No, you FUCKING STOPPED and insisted that the driver turn left in front of you and gave up the right-of-way. I don’t remember that in the DMV handbook when I was 16, so stop doing it Portland!

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  3. While we’re at it. You can turn right or left onto a one-way street from either a one-way or two-way street on a red light! Just fucking go! It’s on page 31 of the Oregon driver manual.

  4. Guess why it’s gotten worse? Hint: Portlanders aren’t to blame.

    Remember when we didn’t have traffic problems.? That’s “growth” in action.

  5. Hint: Portlanders ARE TO BLAME. All you fucking nanny-state assholes think that everyone else is going to take up your fucking slack, just because you didn’t think about it.
    HOW MANY OTHER THINGS ARE YOU NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR?
    Portland Natives should be forced to take Tri-Met because it, and they, SUCK.

  6. As for growth, FUCK ALL YOU BREEDERS.

    My happiest thought of every day is when I realize that your crotch-fruit will barely reach voting age before they die of starvation and exposure because you can’t stop driving your piece-of-shit fucking prius and consuming more shit. Oh, and continuing to have more fucking brats, that will have more brats, and more brats….
    Thanks for killing us all, cunt

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