Apparently not.
Employee at Freddies on 82nd. You’ve helped me in the past. Today I saw you take a piss and walk right out of the bathroom. No biggie, right? You didn’t get urine on your hands, right? So your hands are clean, right? Do you think your dick cleans itself? I’m sure you touch your dick when you piss. Then you walk right into the lunch room. Then you’ll go and touch money later today. Touch the register, touch people’s credit cards. Great! How fucking gross!
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work
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Do you see how they are consolidating the poor within the schools? Anyone? More federal bucks and less work. Sweet deal. IA, fuck off.
maybe he’s got one of those new self-cleaning dicks
Some people pee without touching their dicks. It’s being promoted at several ecovillages as a way to save water and soap. True story.
Unless he’s “helped” you by fingering you, I think you’ll be OK, Howard Hughes Jr.
Paramount toilet commentary you’ve brought to the table my friend. Paramount.
Second I Anon Fred Meyer restroom scrutinizer in as many days. Is this a new niche subgenre?
Peeing without touching your dick? Sure, let the hose run free. Bad idea.
Seriously! Can you imaging how dirty his dick must be after handling all that money, other people’s credit cards and touching the register? Definitely wash your hands before taking a piss, there’s no telling what you might have just touched.