Dear Gregory Heights Library Large Print Reader—I’m calling you out! Your copy of FIFTY SHADES FREE was due twenty days ago and yet you have not turned it in. You’re holding up the line! I chose large print because I thought it would be quicker but you’re screwing that up for me. Read it, beat yourself off, and then turn it back in.
FIFTY SHADES of Waiting Forever
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for the sake of literature, please gouge your eyes out.
Nothing more frustrating than waiting for a library book to be returned. But if you’re waiting for a soft porn equivalent of a video to be dropped off at the library on time, you should just go to the nearest book shop and purchase fifty shades of grey.
Wow, a valid I,A.
Valid, and pathetic.
Oh my fucking god, i must be the only person on Earth who has NOT fallen under the spell of this grossly overrated paperback! jesus, people!
While I have no interest in the book in question, I find this to be a very amusing rant. More of this, please!
Watch porn on your computer. It’s free, there are no wait times AND it’s less vapid than the book you are waiting for.