I was a child when I Star Wars in the FUCKING THEATER in 1977 and I have to say that I am so sick and tired at the mere mention of it. I’m tired of the toys, clothing, shoes, baked goods, candy, wallpaper, posters, books, blankets, pillows, video games, the “shot for shot” remakes by idiot assholes, Star Wars-themed weddings, CEILING FANS (yes, you read that correctly), bike helmets (you read that correctly too), cartoons, “special edition” DVD’s WITH “new” commentary, HORRIBLE sequels (or prequels), tattoos on douche-bags, jewelry, lunch boxes, LEGOS kits, the homemade costumes, the fan art, bedrooms decorated in a Star Wars theme by some fucking rich, bored father, the lunches this father also packs up for his wittle douche-bag snookums and finally, the rehashing of every fucking second that went on “behind the scenes.” What’s next, a condom made to look like a lightsaber? Wait a minute, that’s actually a genius idea…time for a Kickstarter!
Fucking Star Fucking Wars
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Yes, they killed Star Wars. Killed it dead.
Fuck you colonel, in advance.
Mel Brooks said it best: http://goo.gl/G3Diqj
You better get a patent on the Star Wars condoms real soon.
Good chance to make it big.
You forgot Star Wars hemorrhoid cream. You can’t have your bum lookin like a sarlaac pit.
I like Star Wars therefore I identify with Nerd Culture. Us nerds gotta stick together. Aren’t too many of us out there that like Nerd Stuff like Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, LOTR, Game of Thrones, Twilight, etc.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
“Star Wars” is SO OVER, now I always carry a “The Plague by Albert Camus” lunchbox.
She’s gone from suck to blow!
“Fucking Star Fucking Wars” was also the name of the least creative Star Wars porn parody ever produced.
If you fuck with my Stars Wars, I will fuck someone you love very much. Don’t make me fuck someone you love very much.
Yeah. I watched the movies and moved on. These are often fake anyway, written by the staff with a few outside submissions.