George washed his hands of Star Wars just in time for criticism. Mark Hamill was scolded for his comments on the film by “the powers that be.” So naturally you would want to trust Mr Hamill’s opinion. Rewatch the originals if you want those movies. As we saw with Phantom + you were dissaponted because it was not as good as those films because it is not those films and never can be. This is the same for this time around. Take a breath. Don’t wait in the rain in line today as you are sure to be enraged when you leave the theater. Just show up a half an hour early. Seriously. “Fanboys will be dissapointed.”
George Lucas Dodged a Bullet with Awakens…
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Woah, there’s a new Star War out? How did I not hear about this? Must have not been very publicized…
Let’s get the fanboys warmed up for disappointment, just walk down the line and repeat after me: “Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin’ very very scared! “
Don’t you mean…? He dodged a “Blaster Shot.”
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Yeah whatever, it was fucking awesome. Leave the kids at home for this one.
Over 2 weeks I re-watched all the existing Star Wars movies. On Friday I paid to watch Episode VII. Saturday, I watched Spaceballs. Spaceballs is the greatest Star Wars movie.