Dear guy occupying Porn viewing booth:
sorry I screamed when we opened the door to the booth and saw you there, making a beckoning gesture to come in. We did not expect the booth to be occupied and were trying to find a non conventional place to celebrate New Years that but didn’t realize the establishment we went to was almost exclusively filled with glory holes. I’d only had one other visit to such booths with a partner, and the establishment was quite different from one of its competitors. Also, apologies to the guy who was waiting to stick himself through the whole attached to our booth. We just wanted to watch the porn without any other members joining us. We acted like we were in a haunted house,but didn’t mean to shame you. Hopefully you each found some other people to enjoy the ball drop with since we did not join you. Apologies for our ignorance and lack if etiquette.

5 replies on “Glory-ous Stroke of Midnight”

  1. A can of foam sealant will take care of those pesky holes. (Beware of sealant fetishists, though, who might stay hard while it hardens.)

  2. So…. you “accidentally” intruded on a guy getting his fap on … and then “didn’t know” about the glory holes (or wholes?) … and just wanted to watch porn alone … in a booth … ok.

  3. “Dear Forum:

    I am a college student at a small Midwestern University, and I never dreamed of anything like this happening to me… “

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