I know you’re likely not going to read this, but I don’t give a fuck. I’m a normal open-minded Catholic guy who often sees you at Pioneer Square yammering at random people to convert to the Christian faith. I approached you one day and asked you why you were preaching in places where people always have ignored you. You told me: “It is my mission from God to heal people you sinner!” I told you back, “You’re not God. You’re just a crazy piece of shit who doesn’t treat people respectfully, especially people who are not Christians.” You then shouted at me, “YOU NEED TO BE HEALED!” I’m thinking that was your way of telling me to fuck off. I’ll end this by saying this: “God will flip you off no matter what.”

9 replies on “God Gives The Middle Finger Too!”

  1. I know a ton of normal, catholic guys, too, who call people pieces of shit, respectfully, too.

    mcDonald’s is up the street. breakfast all day.

  2. “You’re just a crazy piece of shit that doesnt treat people respectfully.” I was thinking Jesuit too, but no Jesuit would lack the sense of irony this poster shows. Must be a Franciscan.

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