Listen, this is petty as fuck and I know it. That said, why is gym shower etiquette so beyond you? When there are 8 open showers, pick ANY shower except the one next to the only other person showering! Your stall gap spray is the literal worst. Also next time I am going to “accidentally” knock the clothes you draped over our shared wall onto the floor. Why? Because I am passive aggressive and I hate you. Plus I am way too angry every time this happens, so revenge will really let off that steam. So move a stall down or suffer shower floor germ laden soggy clothes, you dillweeds!
Gym Shower Shenanigans
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With a title like that, shouldn’t the story have gone more in the American History X direction?
As you started off, this is simply poor gym shower ettiquette.
This sort harbors a fantasy of engaging you in a wet, naked, wrestling match on the slime covered shower floor.
are you prepared for the consequences?
At most of the older gyms I’ve been to, the warmer water spigots are few and right by each other, if at all.
Or, maybe the the guy just wants a slow dance.
Just tell him your not into him. Tell him your also a nut,and you are not ready to settle down.