What’s with all these transplants from Hawaii moving here? Go back fucking home. Why would you wanna move here. I don’t wanna hear it how you’re cold and used to the 80s. With your shorts and flip flops and laid back lifestyle. Screw you. We don’t want your kind around. It just doesn’t mesh with Portland, okay?

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  4. Isn’t it awesome how our Domino’s pizza only costs $18 instead of $38?

    Now make sure to put hibiscus flower / island stickers all over the back window of your SUV and get some Oregon plates while you’re at it, you tropical turds.

    P.S. – Kona Brewing sucks

  6. God, I am just waiting for these same insufferable anti transplant ia authors to start submitting posts about the “Mexicans” and evil Syrian refugees, or the Indians taking all the Intel jobs or Asians. It shouldn’t be too much longer before these ignorant losers begin showing their true feelings.

  7. Hey, if enough Hawaiian transplants move here, Portland might not even be known as the whitest major US city anymore…take that Colorado Springs!

  8. The “Leave Transplants Alone!!” crowd is just too fucking funny:

    Oh you moved up here with $600k cash-in-hand and had a moderately hard time buying the home of your dreams below 39th Ave? Clearly that means the “Housing Crisis” is all about you.

  9. If I had 600k in hand when I moved. I’d buy two homes and rent one out to you! Thanks for paying my mortgage! No, but really, not everyone moving to PDX is rich. Some people do save money jackass.

  10. Shit! Misread another fucking comment, then tried to post before anyone noticed I’m not working. I’d delete if I could. O well…back to work!… Where is that bong???

  11. You juuuuust love stereotypes, don’t you chunty. What pecent of people moving here do you actually think are in the situation you describe? A few are certainly, but the vast majority are not. It seems that you also love false scapegoats, with transplants being the scapegoat of the day.

  12. I have a custom CSS rule that replaces all JTR posts with a picture of a prolapsed anus. Guess I must have agitated the ol’ Pink Sock again

  14. For the sake of accuracy Chunty, you should update your CSS rule to incorporate huge clusters of hemorrhoids surrounding that prolapsed anus (a.k.a. JTR)

  15. What is a prolapsed anus? Sounds nasty, and please explain how either of you losers knows anything about this unless you are in the medical field (zero chance given that you spend 90 % of your time trolling)

    Explain, you broke assed fools….or should I say fool, as you appear to be the same person

  16. Portland State University recruits Tongan and Samoan locals from UH Manoa, providing them with free tuition, free housing, free meal plan, while assisting with guaranteed student loans for beer money, and they even lean on professors to pass them irrespective of scholastic achievement, but dees boys be ‘da kine. Just let ’em be, brah.

  17. It’s the thing you Googled and jerked off to before you came here to comment.

    I also love how, in your sad little mind, everybody who dogs the shit out of you here must be the same person. Trust me dickweed, more than one commenter fucking loathes you and your meaningless existence.

    Now go write another transplant rant you nitwit.

  18. I still have no idea what you are talking about. answer my original question… What is it?

    “Dogs the shit out of me?” Is that what you call off – topic attacks involving some sort of anus reference? And that is something you are proud of?

    One serious question since your broke ass wants to be off – topic: is your 300lb mother going to make you a thanksgiving themed microwave dinner tomorrow and waddle it to your room as you troll? Hopefully she will, so you can at least have a bit of a festive day tomorrow and not feel like such an unsuccessful and bitter loser.

  19. No idea what a prolapsed anus is huh? But somehow you know that I’m broke, my mom weighs 300lbs, and I’m a bitter unsuccessful loser?

    Maybe you should use your magical powers to focus on conditions and circumstances that actually exist. That is, of course, if you can squeeze that into your contented and successful life.

    I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving big guy. But if you’re feeling a little down tomorrow, just remember how much better you have it than most. That ought to lift your spirits.

  21. Yes. No idea what a prolapsed Anus is. Sorry. Please tell me you are a proctological nurse and know of this through your trade and not some sexual way. Fucking weird that an ia about transplants from Hawaii ended up this way, butt I didn’t pick this fight you trolls….

  22. And what is with the panty wasted bullishit “burn” (yes loveanddeaeth I’m looking at you too) of “sleep well knowing that there are people out there starving, or “you have it better than most”)? Every asshole with round the clock access to ia is doing the same thing, you trolls.

    Children starving in Ethiopia “jtrlovesricky” (worst name ever), WHAT are you doing about it TROLL?

    And I would bet the debt-free deed to my home in close in NE that your mom is near to or exceeding 300 lbs. and that you live down the hall from him

  23. Well JTR, last Thanksgiving when my mom was still with me, she was probably clocking at about 130-135lbs if you must know. She was 5’1″, so she probably could’ve stood to lose 5-10lbs. And yes, I would love to be living with her right now, saving a few bucks, and enjoying the time I had left with her.

    Also, I never really thought my account name would win any awards for creativity, so way to hit me where it hurts.

    Finally, my contribution to this planet isn’t really helping any Ethiopians in a direct fashion admittedly. Trying to do my part in other ways, but I shan’t waste my time explaining those efforts to the likes of you.

    Sleep tight my man. Be sure to wish your mom a Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow. Maybe tell her I inspired you to do so?

  25. “When my mom was still with me”

    This. Here is when he started to entertain becoming the troll we know. Now? Full blown mental.

  26. So now we are going to start using fabricated sob stories on here instead of just good old shit talking? This is going downhill fast. First the talk of “prolapsed anuses” as if that is something normal people just talk about openly, and now this?

  28. Ok. I have to also chime in here.

    “And yes, I would love to be living with her right now, saving a few bucks”

    Wow. Now that’s love.

  29. Wake up. Deposit Thanksgiving dinner down the toilet. Create new account. Make feeble attempt at dissing RickStevens.

    Does that about cover today’s itinerary? Or, did I miss anything exciting?

  30. If you chase a rabbit long enough, it basically shits itself to death, and its ass is definitely “prolapsed”. You really need to shoot them dead before this happens, so I’ve heard. And is it OK to shoot a bird on the ground? Even a chukkar? I don’t think it’s cool to hit a bird on the ground but whatever.

  31. As long as Super Bowl Sunday is bigger in America than Black Friday and soccer, PSU will be luring Polynesians to Portland to play as Vikings. Furthermore, as a native Orygonian,, I can say that most Havvai’ians are more like old school Portlanders than second generation descendants of Californians.

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