So as for most within the city, it’s a full-time job searching for a job, and yes, it gets really fucking aggravating, especially when a month goes by, you’ve had a dozen interviews, and still no job; however, to the businesses that have a “Help Wanted” sign pasted to your front window. I’ve dropped off resume’s, followed through, being the ‘squeaky wheel’ and all… and I’m sure I’m not the only one. The thing is, is that it’s been a month since I dropped off a resume, and your sign is still on the fucking window. Do you not need help or what?! I mean fuck! If you really do NEED help, I’m sure you can throw a fucking dart at any of the resume’s you got there, and ‘BOOM!’ a new fucking employee! WOAH! All I’m saying, is that if you really do need help, it shouldn’t take more than a goddamn week to find someone to fill the fucking position… and if you’re that fucking lazy to hire a new employee, then do us (applicants) a favor, and paste a new sign on the window saying, “Help Wanted… Sometime This Year”.
Help Wanted… Sometime This Year
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Help wanted, passive aggressives need not apply
What are you looking for, hun?
They are probably too lazy to take down the sign.
A real go-getter would actually walk in and take that sign right off the window, find an apron and start flippin cow.
And if it’ the sign hanging in the Mercury’s window, that’s more of a plea, as in “HELP US, Dear God! help us, all. etc”
A tip: don’t put apostrophes where they don’t belong. Resumes. No apostrophe. Check your resume, cover letters, and applications at least twice.
Are these restaurants and bars? Sometimes they keep a Help Wanted sign up as pressure on their employees (Hello Marathon Taverna).