I used to like watching humans. Almost as an anthropologist. Not anymore. Humans are the most uninteresting species to watch. Human’s behavior’s are the most maddening. We are supposed to be evolved. Welp, not! I heard a quote like, “intelligent animals show traits that seem alien to their own species.” I look at my dog, sometimes he can jump so high, so is he no longer a dog? Does that mean he’s intelligent? I look at a human and I just don’t see a species that is intelligent.
I can almost predict behaviors of all the people I see on a regular basis, and it drives me up the wall. Creepy man staring at girl’s faces, ass, tits. Paranoid man that has to make eye contact with everyone around him before he sits down. The habits and routines of people. People that say the same thing over and over to me. Fat man and angry lady, why is angry lady always angry and yelling at fat man? Why does Russian man always walk up to me, and punch my arm? Keep shaking your leg and foot dude, I’m sure you will reach your basement soon enough. Why does Asian man always point at me, and say something I don’t understand? It’s kinda funny. So is it interesting? Or is it so predictable that there is nothing new to discover? I could watch fish in a tank all day long. I could watch a bird in it’s cage all day long. But I don’t want to see crazy lady walking down the street everyday barking at everyone. Bullyman in the park who might as well climb a tree, and pound his chest
Human Observation
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Cranky man puts bird in cage to watch all day, why does cranky man do that? Why does Los Angeles man keep trying to slip a screenplay down my pants? Why does Southern man not need Neil Young ’round anyhow? And…who ya callin’ a whelp?
Jane Goodall 2: Electric Boogaloo
Slender man wants me to kill roommate
I have never had a random Asian man point at me. You have Asians pointing at you routinely? It’s found rude as hell to point in Asia. It means you’re an asswipe or something like that. Any way after reading your post I agree with the Asians.
Heh heh. Those are very, uh, interesting observations.
I know! Maybe for Christmas we can have someone watch all your guns for you? Wouldn’t that be neat?! How about it?
Where’s heavy foot dude?
Where’s drag your feet chick?
What about people who are heavy yawners and then chew air and mumble things?