Dear Old Fucks at Rock Shows—Fuck you! If you haven’t been to
a show in a while and don’t know how to mosh… don’t start a fucking
pit! The fact that drinking deadens the pain doesn’t help. If you want
to start a pit, it goes in a circle, you don’t just get to flail around
punching whoever the fuck you want. To the dumb drunk bitch who punched
me in the stomach, fuck you! Same to the guy with that lovely elbow to
the jaw, and the asshole who decided that the rest of the audience
would love to have the contents of your PBR tallboy sprayed all over
them! People like you are what make 21 and older shows suck more dick
than a crack whore in need of a fix. Hope the belligerent drinking
kills your liver, and you, soon!—Anonymous
I, Anonymous
Music Mess Drunk Fest
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Retire the column?
Awww….did someone fall down go boom? Here, let mommy kiss it and make it feel better. Take your sippy cup, put on your footie jammies, go potty (don’t forget to flush this time, dear) and then it’s nappy time.
In other words: Grow the fuck up.
Hey Peter Pan, I’ll see you in a couple when you turn 21, “break edge”, and ruin MY night at the bar by puking on my shoes.
The only rule about a pit is, if you don’t want to risk getting your ass kicked, stay out of it.
Wuss! Ha, ha!
This is THE FUNNIEST I Anon I’ve seen in a long time! Kid wants to play with the grownups, gets handed his own ass by the geezers, whines about it?
Heh heh. Stay home next time, little boy.
Hats off to the Old Fucks! We’ve still got it.
Cam
Fuck you you stupid fucking wuss. The way you are complaining makes me want to elbow you in the jaw. Twice.
Too bad this poor little thing wasn’t able to go to rock shows in PDX in the late 80s/early 90s where if you didn’t watch your ass at any given time you’d be mowed the fuck down by the gaggle of genius skinheads who were invariably there.
Stick to the Death Cab shows, bro–I hear they’re much, much safer.
Wait, crack whores suck dick? Since when? Is this… what day is this?
Violence does not accurately express appreciation for music, but it does express insecurity, a desperate need for attention, immaturity and lack of innovative individual expression. Everyone has something to prove. Nobody cares. Damn the crowds. Enjoy the music.
rules for a mosh pit? yes, the apocalypse is nigh….
Discussing mosh ettiquette? yikes. when will this city realize the 90’s are over? Matt dillion ain’t knockin over drug stores no more.
To all the 30 somethings in town stil working at record stores and coffee shops: pack up your Sub Pop box set and move to fucking gresham already.
mosh pits are almost 30 years old, wussie
Are you kidding me – rules for a mosh pit? Next time, I hope you get your face stepped on.
this is just a guess, but given that moshing started more than 25 years ago, i’m pretty sure that old fucks know more about moshing than you do. i get the sense from reading your post that you are one of those suburban 20-somethings who might try to mosh at a jonas brothers show.