NOBODY WANTS to say it, but I will. Soccer has fucked up Portland. It’s all soccer’s fault.
I don’t hate the game (though it does suck that it replaced the Beavers). I don’t hate the real football fans. It’s all the wannabe hangers-on whooooo think soccer is the shit.
It’s not. Take your scarves and move to Canada or something. Oh, that’s right—they hate soccer people, too. —Anonymous
People say that shit all the time and it was tired 5 years ago.