To the douchebag at the wine tasting: You looked and sounded like a
total fool by talking loud, asking questions that our speaker
previously had answered, and announcing you were some sort of “second
level wine expert.” You were a loud hunk of shit who embarrassed
himself when the star of the show walked into the room to meet
everyone. Even after being briefed by the tour manager on how NOT to
act during the meet and greet, you still stood up, clapped, and shouted
the star’s name like the drunken asshole you are. Everyone was mocking
you, you cocksucker from Bend. What’s worse is once we got to our seats
you and your jack-hole sidekick were sitting directly behind us. Drunk,
loud, and making a fuck out of yourself. It was no surprise security
almost threw your fat ass out several times. I was embarrassed for you.
And nice “plan” about how you were going to break out of jail if you
ended up going that night. I hope you plowed your shit-sled of a car
into a fucking utility pole on the way back to Bend. Your performance
made me want to punch myself in the face, then
vomit.—Anonymous
I, Anonymous
Swirling, Spitting
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really…I think you’re reading the wrong publication if you think anyone cares. Boo f-ing hoo.
This dude from Bend sounds like a fucking champion!
So jealous…
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He’s talking about the Puscifer show w/ Maynard James Keenan (of Tool and A Perfect Circle). There was a private wine tasting w/ Maynard that took place prior to the show last week.
ELBee, isn’t this the kinda thing that always shows up in I, Anonymous? What, just because it’s a wine tasting instead of someone on a bike bitching about how horrible cars are, you’re going to hate on it?
I hate idiots like that. I couldn’t have taken it! How the hell did he get in to a private pre-func anyway??
I was at this show!!! It was Puscifer at the Roseland and I know exactly who this guy is talking about!!! Omg the dude was a total douchebag. Drunk, sloppy and embarrassing. Maynard James Keenan was digusted with this asshole. Hope he reads this and knows what a jackass he made of himself.
A++
Boorish behavior at a wine tasting? Surely the apocalypse is nigh….
Haha, it makes me smile to know that a faggy pretentious hipster wine tasting was ruined by a fat obnoxious slob. Nothing makes me happier to know these loser hipsters had their night ruined. And, I’m especially glad to know that Maynard James Keenan was “disgusted” with this guys behavior, because Maynard is like the frikkin Lord of pretense. I mean, nothing is more metal than a wine tasting, right? Go smoke some fuckin chode.
Demon Dog (scarrrrrry alias by the way);
The night was not ruined. Dont be mad at the world because you make 8/hr and have / own nothing.
My wrist watch cost more than you made last year. I piss on people like you every chance I get…and LOVE IT. Have a shitty Christmas; you deserve it.
hey douche bag, the person who posted that was BornHere, not Demondog.
nice fail-tempt at trolling, though. i happen to agree with BornHere, at least as far as Maynard everyone feels it’s necessary to speak his full name Keenan. Caduceus? give me a fucking break.
To the jackass with a car title for a name, clearly you truly have NOTHING but your store bought brand names and your wrist watch(sorry about your penis btw). Congratulations on living a ghost life where the most fun you can have is at a wine tasting and telling people anonymously presumably how much more money you have than them.