To Officer Dickhead, who pulled me over today and cited me for not wearing a seatbelt. SURPRISE! I was fucking wearing a seatbelt! You even had the gall to say, “Oh, well you have it on now.” You think that in the two seconds from when I passed you until you pulled me over I was somehow able to finagle myself into a seat belt, while driving/being pulled over, without you noticing it? Either you’re a total fucking idiot (which is likely) or I’m a key member in fucking Cirque du Soleil. It’s completely unfair that a police officer can pull someone over just for the hell of it (or maybe to reach a ticket quota), even when that person has done nothing wrong. Isn’t the Portland Police Bureau in enough shit right now (what with constantly shooting people)? Do they really need to be giving tickets to people who are OBEYING THE LAW? Fuck you, PPB, and double fuck you, officer. I hope someone beanbags you in your smug face.—Anonymous
I, Anonymous
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Right on! Once I was arrested for soliciting oral from some chick at a bus stop. Last time I checked the Red Chinese hadn’t taken over America, so why was I arrested?
one time i was given a warning for masturbating in the library. fucking cops!
The cops nabbed me for walking around with my penis out. Damn’it, I like to let the boy out for a little sunshine once in a while.
People are fucking dying by the cops hands, and you are bringing up your petty plight in the same fucking sentence? Get over yourself, or make up a better story about the cops.
*high fives* What is it with the PPB and hiring retards for officers?
@ Rusty
What’s so “petty”? We have a person who [by his/her account] was pulled over & extorted for literally NO goddamn reason. THIS is where the tyranny of a police state starts, sir – with citizens who AREN’T causing trouble, who AREN’T drawing attention to themselves, but are ALREADY obeying the law!
This person was justifiably angry (wouldn’t you?), so he/she wrote a little letter to a free alt. weekly. So why don’t you back off?
this letter left me unsure whether she got the ticket or not… if she got the ticket, then it’s a pretty lame sitch, otherwise, whatever.
Oh man, I just came all over myself.
hey cops that like riding horses in town! Pick up your horses shit or have some cadet come and sweep it away. There’s always cop shit everywhere and it’s disgusting.
Goddamn Cirque people are always using their powers to fuck with the man… or… maybe… you are a ninja and used your ninja skills to quickly and stealthy-like put your seatbelt on. Goddamn Ninjas!!!! lol
Asshole cops were either asshole bullies in school or the person that asshole bullies bullied and now they are taking their revenge on the masses by being an asshole bully. There are some really great cops out there but sadly there are more shitty ones than good ones. Beaverton is also full of bully cops on a power trip…
I assume it was Scott Westerman that pulled you over?
I have to admit, I smiled a big f’ckin smile when I heard about those dead sh’theads in Seattle. Finally, someone snapped and made them *pay* (a little bit) for the bullsh’t that the rest of us have to deal with on an everyday basis….forever.
Someone should be held accountable every ten years or so.
Only fair, eh?
Yay?
People aren’t dying by the hands of cops Rusty!. They are dying of sheer stupidity. When an officer has his sidearm out and he is yelling at the top of his lung for you to stop or he will shoot you, then by the porcelain buddha you had better stop. Your little hipster friends who are shouting “pig” from the sidelines sure as shitten aren’t going to be able to stop that bullet from smashing through your stupid face and you can be assured when you find your life flashing past your eyes that you pulled the trigger just as surely as that office did. Douche.