Dear taggers at house shows: You wannabe tagger fuckfaces are doing more harm to the music community than cops, the OLCC, and Juggalos COMBINED. If you had even a quarter of a ball floating next to the tiny baby dick you’re obviously compensating for with your big phallic paint pens, you’d fuck up shit that sucks, like a 7-Eleven, or a McDonald’s billboard, or the precinct, like REAL taggers do. No one thinks you’re hard because you lock yourself in the bathroom where no one can see you and write on my toilet, then scribble on my neighbor’s house on the way out. When I was in elementary school, there was a kid who used his own turds to write his name in the stalls at school every week. He didn’t have any friends as a result, but you know what? Even that kid was way cooler than you. Get the fuck out of my community, stay at your fucking mom’s condo, huff paint, and write on her walls with your three-year-old brother, you Hot Topic-shopping, Warped Tour-attending, scene-killer poser fuck!—Anonymous
I, Anonymous
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Please put this column out of its misery.
What an asshole! Why should crucify this jagoff and then cut his balls off!
No, instead let’s not compare juvenile taggers with police that kill people!
The guy on 52nd ave that got his house fucking DESTROYED last weekend didn’t bitch as much as you.
That illustration is pure WIN.
I’m starting to think the people who comment on I, Anonymous will never be happy with anything ever submitted. Seriously folks, stop complaining or submit your own.
Hmmm, poop as a writing implement. I just saw a green light.
Ahh, here’s the irony of that statement, Reymont. YOU just commented on I, Anonymous. So maybe YOU will never be happy with anything ever submitted. And maybe YOU should stop complaining or submit your own.
Just giving you a hard time. 😀
But I like it, edwartica! I like almost all of them! 🙂
Dear Reymont,
The comments on I, Anon have become the new I, Anon.
Taggers should be shot in public. zero tolerance. That would fix the glitch.
Here, here. White, middle-class Portland taggers just need to go back to art school, or to their jobs at Weiden and Kennedy, or whatever. Go create your own culture, b/c after all, this is PORTLAND, not NYC in fucking 1982. I wish Portland cops would shoot a few of THESE kids, instead of the random homeless guy every few months. Seriously, all we need is for a few rich, white taggers to get shot for this BS to stop. White art school kids absolutely hate getting shot!