Jeez, ladies, I’ve seen no improvement at all. Ever notice the six-billion-dollar porn industry, the abundance of prostitutes, and the strip clubs all over trying to compensate for your lack of crotch knowledge? The sexual revolution was in the ’70s and you’ve consistently made it harder to gain vaginal access since then. Why so tough on us? We have made the move: there’re metrosexuals, we advanced into stay-at-home dads, pay child support. For women, there’re toy classes at She Bop, Zestra for arousal issues, tingly lube for “her,” and Skene’s gland squirt classes, proving some women have advanced, but not you. Since John Gray wrote Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus in the ’90s, documenting 30 percent of women as inorgasmic, you haven’t picked up the ball and run with it. In 1975 the Vietnam War ended, no more draft—that’s better, right? Women used to not be able to vote. Now, you can—that’s better, amirite? Remember Beta, 8-tracks, VCRs? It all got better except vaginal access. Thanks Fifty Shades, for allowing women to fantasize they can access a guy that’s a quadra-bajillionaire who’s 28 and hot. Good luck with that.—Anonymous
I, Anonymous
Maybe It’s You
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Quadra? As in he’s a bajillionaire in all 4 limbs?
Getting laid is never a sure thing for anybody making words up isnt going to stir any taints for you either friend.
Try pretending you are their friend then catch them in a weak moment. It really works.
Vaginal access? Must be a man’s right. Huh. Or maybe the vast majority of vaginas are attached to women who’ll be assaulted in one form or another over a lifetime. Which creates cynical, gun toting, mace carrying, ass kicking chicks who only want bullshit-free phallus. Beautiful, intelligent, sophisticated, multiorgasmic women are too busy to put up with the dysfunctional man crap. Want vag? Stop being a dick
Vaginal access? Must be a man’s right. Huh. Maybe the vast majority of vaginas belong to women who will be assaulted in one way or another over the course of a lifetime. Which explains the cynicism and placing a priority on self-protection rather than your penile needs. Intelligent, sophisticated, beautiful, multiorgasmic women want uncomplicated phallus, not dysfunctional man crap. Want vag? Stop being a dick
This idiot is not getting pussy any time soon. I call a pussy-blockade!