WELCOME TO THE NEW I, ANONYMOUS BLOG. While many of the rants you’re currently reading are definitely entertaining—it can also be a little… much, sometimes. Don’tchathink? That’s why we’ll occasionally post a “I, Anonymous Chill Out Tent” where you can come in, sit down, and just… you know… chill out for a minute. It’s like a palate cleanser before jumping back into the muck. So here’s something we hope will help: A HAMSTER IN A SWING!!
Tell that Goddamn stupid hipster mouse to get off my lawn! You think it’s cute to do coke on my swing? MY GRANDCHILDREN USE THAT SWING, ASSHOLE!!!