Why does every place with a legit breakfast burrito open at 9AM or later? Don’t come at me with some bougie brunch place that opens early, I want a real breakfast burrito, not some 14$ sock someone filled up with garbage at whole foods. Like many, I work at 9AM most of the time. Breakfast is eaten before work at like 8AM, or desperately crammed into my face over the sink at work around 8:55. So I never get to enjoy this delicious treat. Eat one for lunch you say? No way. Everyone knows it’s illegal to eat a breakfast burrito for lunch if you have already had breakfast. I don’t want the Egg Cops breaking down my door, locking me up and throwing away the key. My literal only choice is to skip breakfast and starve myself, putting my life in danger then get a breakfast burrito later. Someone, please for the love of god start a burrito place that opens at 7AM.

5 replies on “I Demand Earlier Breakfast Burrito Availability”

  1. Rocket Breakfast on NE Sandy has a GREAT one, opens at 7:30 M-F, closed Tuesdays. Meat and veggie options. (I’m not affiliated with them, just a fan.)

  2. I honestly remember liking the breakfast burritos at Whole Foods. Specifically at the Fremont location, just because they were jam packed with high quality eggs. Don’t recall them ever being $14 dollars though. More like 8 or 9 tops if memory serves correct (although I get that you were probably exaggerating). But I do feel ya on the time factor for sure.

  3. I usta think BreakFast

    thee Most Important Meal

    o’ the Day and yet (for the Most

    part) I no longer Miss it. although

    not taking Vits etc before noon or

    one or 4:30 in the pm (on an empty

    stomach? nah) can be a pain in the

    everywheres. skipping break/fast is EZ

    (once one gets Used to it) and saves Time.

  4. there are multiple mexican food carts on 5th ave downtown that open at 7! i used to go every day on my way to work. the breakfast tacos are especially great (and only $2) but they have killer burritos as well.

  5. Muchas Gracias makes a shockingly good breakfast burrito and salsa, and opens somewhere between 7-7:30 depending on location.

    Second the Rocket Breakfast recommendation too.

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