If memory serves, we met each other about 16 years ago. At such an unexpected venue; two non-religious teens meeting each other at a Hyper-Christian youth group. We hung out for a couple years and then, as life goes when one is young, we wandered our separate ways.
I’ve realized recently that the memories of a lot of people from my past have faded substantially… and yet the memories of you have stayed crisp and in focus. I’ve had a lot of adventures since then, in many places. You continue to be one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met.
I wonder what you’ve been up to all these years, and what adventures you’ve had. I thought of you recently. One of my exploits has been to start a chain of events that will likely disrupt an entire industry based around a product that caters to a human need. This movement, at one point, was at risk of failure due to some “bad guys” . I decided to kick ’em right in the eye! … so to speak. I’ve always loved that phrase.
If you see this, feel like finding me, & want to catch up – type my first name and the word “flamethrower” into google. It should lead you to a way to send me a message.

If “flamethrower” doesn’t work, try “bullshit spewer.”
^very true^
The OP’s story does seem very far-fetched. It would be crazy for it to be real.
Yea that one time I met this one person and doggoneit, they were really cool. I am going to invent some bullshit bullshittery and upend the world. To hell with those bad guys that were gonna stop me! I kicked em right in the eye…But yea, anywho…what was I talking about? Oh right that one guy. So yea, google “flamerthrowers” and you’ll find me.
Google my first name and Biggus Dickus and it will lead you to the porn store two I Anon’s after this.
When I google “Elliot flamethrower” it leads right to E corp… I think this one may be legit.