So you start out with a line where you’re asking a guy to “do a hit on my girlfriend.” You say you want it done “clean and quick.” Yeah, we get it, we’re supposed to think you are asking someone to kill your girlfriend. Because guys are so well-known for wanting their female partners dead that it’s a cliché, and it’s totally acceptable to start out a humorous story with a suggestion of murderous domestic violence.
Because, yeah, “It’s just a joke!” And in the end the guy you’re asking to “do the hit” is Cupid. How sweet. Let’s make Valentine’s Day an occasion to remind everyone of the casual misogyny we just take for granted in the marketplace of ideas.
Fuck you, Wizard of Id.
Overly sensitive to bad jokes are we?
“My grandkids just love those comics. They remind me of the Honeymooners and Archie Bunker.”
Go to the police. It starts there. Very Creepy to me to let my thought go there. Then get help yourself for having douche friends.
Lame story but it reminds me of this time I ended up in a three-way.
Oh oh another Valentine’s day hater. Hey I’m only joking. Really it reminds me of after poor Gabby Giffords got shot in Arizona and the press jumped on Sarah Palin for previous ads she’d run talking about Bullseye states, but that simpleton would put up Gabby’s picture with a bullseye around it. Sarah’s handlers probably had to gag her to prevent her from saying “Gotcha Gabby”.