Now we understand that it’s not customary to tip your average retail employees, but… please, tip your porn clerks. Yup, we deserve it just as much as your waiters. In fact, we deserve it ten times more than those guys. Why? Because they don’t hear about every awkward, personal and sometimes concerning aspects of your sex lives. Not to say we don’t care about those things, it’s part of our job to help you find exactly what you’re looking for for all of your sexual endeavors, and believe us, we aren’t judging you. We’ve heard it all before. But please, for the love of Nina Hartley herself, tip us. Tip us because you showed us that rash you couldn’t identify while we lace you up in yet another corset, because the first 5 didn’t quite work out for you. Tip us because we’ll keep your secret of buying floggers and spreader bars for your hush-hush new boy toy, not your “boring, vanilla wife”. Tip us because you spent a great deal sexually harassing us instead of buying something, then heading to the arcade to beat off to the mental picture you took of us showing you a decent sized dildo. I’m sorry that we don’t serve up a medium well steak and a glass of finely aged merlot with our sexual health advice, but God damnit, tip us because we learned A LOT about each other today.
Just the Tip
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Couple of things…
1. Nina Hartley?!?!? How old are you?
2. Medium well steak and finely aged merlot? That steak is overcooked and merlot is the Ford Fusion of wines.
3. Don’t forget to tip your Porntender people!!!!!!!!
Not that I would have before, but after reading this ode to entitlement, I’ve adopted an aggressive no-tipping policy for porn clerks.
Everyone wants a fucking tip these days. Here’s a tip. Get a job that pays you enough to not fucking plea for tips.
Jeez, Nobody gonna take the low hanger here? Fine: “That’s what she said!”
OK, I’ve got some change, but it’s a little sticky.
Merlot is due for a comeback, it’s been over a decade since Sideways, and there’s plenty of fine Merlots that don’t deserve the bad reputation the varietal has been labeled with since that film.
Have I got a tip for YOU!
Tip anyone that does shit for you that you should damn well do for yourself – if you weren’t too entitled to wipe your own ass. Including but not limited to; making and serving your food, washing your slimey-ass dishes, attending to your personal appearance, driving you to your destination, etc ad nauseum.
Suck on my tip… yah right there… ahhhhhhhh… ohhhhh…..