I used to go to the bar for open mic night. You happened to be bartending. It was only a few times because I realized the reason I was going out was to have fun and you would truly just kill the joy. One night, there were only 5 of us on a sunday at 8 pm. The bar stays open until 10. You decided to call your boss because it was a slow night and you had homework to do. Eventually you shut it down and got us all to leave. Some bartenders want to bartend. They need money. When you’re a good bartender, you get more tips, generally. That’s my motto for tipping. You didn’t do your homework on this. Gee, I’m in college but I’m also too dumb to know how to make tips. Gee, I also don’t need money that bad, moms paying rent and college so I better go do my homework. Why do it if you cant take it? I never went back again for 6 months. And wow imagine that, you weren’t working there anymore.
I saw you running today. I hope you’re still chasing after your dreams. Nah, I hope whatever you were running after left you or you missed it. Its pretty fun watching someone frantically run after something with a huge backpack and those dashing clothes. Makes for a smile.

Ghee, it’s in Indian food.
Yeah, open mike night is typically a shitty night.