If you’re gonna hang out with your pants down sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes watching videos then I’m gonna slightly pee onto the floor outside the stall and let it trinkle onto your pants.
This isn’t your private viewing area, others have to use the stall too! Are you even pooping? Also, enjoy wiping in the dark when I turn the lights out on my way out.

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