Everyone is constantly saying they’re sorry lately. I say, “excuse me.” And they say “sorry”. I say, “can I borrow that bottle of hot sauce for minute?” And they say “oh, of course, I’m sorry”.
You see where I’m going with this. The irony is that when people genuinely do something assholey and I call them out on it, the last fucking thing they’ll say is “sorry”.
Chaps my hide, I tell ya!

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  3. You just wanted an excuse to say “chaps my hide”. People say “I’m sorry…” when you interact with them, but the unspoken part is really, “…that you are such a walking human shart”.

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