Sorry kids, it’ll never officially be called “the Rose Garden” ever again. I mean, you can call it that— knock yourself out. But unless you have $40M to hand over to Paul Allen, it’s going to be named after some big dumb corporate behemoth until the day they tear it down, Moda or no Moda.

Furthermore, you don’t get to choose which “soulless” mega-corp buys it. Let’s look around the league and see what the future has in store for us:

Staples Center
Sleep Train Arena
Smoothie King Center
KFC Yum! Center
and so on…

Maybe Chick-fil-A will snatch it up? Wouldn’t that be precious. I can’t wait to hear the cries and moans of the Trailblazers Army when that deal goes down.

8 replies on “Long Live the Moda Center!”

  1. We just need a 95% tax on naming rights for buildings. Then either they will stop naming them after corporations or we will get some of our money back from Paulson.

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