You (40ish white male in hoodie and jeans) were at the Hawthorne Fred Meyers men’s restroom yesterday around noon. You came out of the stall and left the room without washing your hands. Absolutely disgusting. Please leave the city immediately. That is all.

6 replies on “Mr Funky Hands”

  1. Dude, if every single person that ever witnessed a similar situation wrote a rant, they’d call this Restroom,Anonymous.

    Get a life you lousy germaphobe.

  2. It’s called KEEPING PORTLAND WEIRD and washing one’s hands is definitely NOT weird.

    Maybe you should leave, I,A, if you’re not willing to do your part to defy expectations and advance the quirky, eccentric and totally freewheeling good-time vibes that our city was founded around way back in the year 2013?

  3. Maybe he was snorting coke before returning to his shift at the Gold Dust Meridian. I mean, do you really need to wash your hands for that?

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