Mundane in the Membrane

Almost every question on Family Feud can be answered with man berries. Or at least can get sexual.

Thick thighs or skinny legs in them tight tight jeans?

When I see flashing lights out my window, I think they’re coming for me. I really do. I get so scared.

All these businesses and stores having a rewards program you can join. I do it anyway, even if I only shop there once. Cause yay to having a ring full of rewards cards.

Its a little weird when I saw one man smoking out his house and just watching me walk by. Then the next house over another dude standing in his open doorway just watching away. I just walking on ice in the middle of the road, guys, what’s up.
I finally thought wtf when scary man was watching me walk by from the window in his house.
Coulda been weird altogether, but the last dude, you could tell he was just kneeling on the couch and staring out the window, nonetheless, all within 10 houses of each other became not weird or funny but creepy.
If you’re in your own world, you can be sure ill be watching you. Someone will. Pay attention.