I’ve fucking had it with you nimby quim licks who leave your trash totes & bins in the street in front of your house to claim your parking spot. You sly little fucks that weasel home and double park, then move your bins back off the street and then park? Fuck! Oh but I’m the bigger ass I suppose for I push them away with my vehicle? Is that why you put them close to my shitbox of a car late night? You hear that loud “fuck” at 6 am every morning? That’s me!
I get that you NEED to park in front of your house but this is out of control and not working right.

4 replies on “My Spot”

  1. Are you parking in front of your house or theirs? I fucking hate when our neighbors park in front of our house because they own 4 cars… I don’t own a car and do just fine…. I’d prefer to see no car in front of my home instead of the neighbor dedicating that spot theirs… So point is… if it’s not your house you’re parking in front of don’t park there. Park in the driveway of the home you live in even if you block a roommate or sell the car and get a bike or Trimet pass or move to a place that provides a parking spot.

  2. The street is a free-for-all for parking, and trying to reserve a spot in front of your house ain’t right.

    I hate the way the word ‘entitled’ is used mostly these days, but it seems to fit here.

  3. If it’s not trash day, GUESS WHAT, BITCH? It’s time to blast those mark-ass buster trash cans the fuck out the way. The street is public property and unless you live in some tiny ass town(like way the fuck out in the ‘burbs, like the Tom Hanks comedic vehicle) nobody will bat an eye at your sliding into a proper spot. At least, nobody but the offended parties, who have no fucking recourse anyway. Park wherever the fuck you want to. I would like to swear even more but I think I made my point.

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