Quit saying “giving zero fucks” or “giving remarkably few fucks.” Nobody gives a shit what you care about and none of us want to hear your opinion on anything. That phrase (or variations thereof) is so fucking mundane and tedious that you make me want give zero fucks about you.
“Giving zero fucks”… I mean, who’s the asshole who came up with this phrase that people of the follower variety seem to spout out? Some trust-fund hipster who decided to not work and layabout to live off the money he/she/they/zim inherited? All the people I see taking this great stand seem to be spoiled little hipster brats.
Great, don’t give a fuck about anything… just keep it to yourself. Give zero fucks in your mind… use your inside voice and shut up about it.
OK, right here, in the same rant you use to criticize phrase, “giving zero fucks,” you use the phrase, “nobody gives a shit.” Can you use your extensive grammatical knowledge to explain the difference? Or maybe bust out that math prowess to explain how you can have negative zero of something? You could have saved us all a bit of time by just posting, “I’m ignorant and jealous of people who use more and better words than I do.”
when you hear someone say this just give ’em a hard stare and say “23 skiddoo, kiddo”. that will shut them up.
It’s about time for everyone to get retro and go back to “I don’t give a rat’s ass!”
So you couldn’t think of anything you couldn’t give less of a shit about than people using the phrase “giving zero fucks?”
The irony runs deep on this one.
Meta-I, Anonymous. Hipster complaining about hipster-speak.
And what about “I don’t give a flying fuck.” Is that like the mile high club or is it what birds do? Do birds really fuck in the air. How the fuck does one fuck while flying, if not in an airplane? Does anyone give a damn?
Annnnd zero fucks were given.
Not worse than, “I could care less” for not being able to care less.
Fucks can only be used for barter transactions.
Zero Fuck…Zero Fuck…Zero Fuck…Zero Fuck…Blick!!
Aren’t you supposed to always capitalize “Zero”? It’s not really a criticism of your rant, IA, it’s just general curiosity.
Fuck a bunch of that! I don’t give two flying rat twats what you think! Eat a box of…er… BOXES! (Ok I admit I’m really high right now)