It’s totally legal to park in front of my house because yes, I don’t own the street. Yes, I am fully aware of this. I only made the request because you have plenty of space in front of your house. You were such a dick with your “I’ve been parking this way for 35 years blah blah”. You’ve been a fucking bully for 35 years. I have to park down the street nightly because you collect cars. I honestly think you just like the look of your two newer cars in front and the other two parked elsewhere on the block.
So, when I saw the airport shuttle come and whisk you away several weeks back, I sprang into action. They towed the one car and warning stickered the other. I hope when you come it sends a message home to you, jerk.

4 replies on “Nice Vacation?”

  1. If you had a gun you wouldn’t have to hide behind an unreliable bureaucracy. Just saying. You don’t have to use it, bro. It just gives you the courage that you are clearly lacking. Get a gun.

  2. Nice job! I fucking hate tools with their multiple cars. Move to the suburbs Silver Platter Generation! It’s your time to retire and die!

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