Okay, okay, I know you don’t want to open up early. I know you open up right on time. I also know many of you people that open up for business have so much sticks shoved up your asses. Some of you are so uptight that you won’t even do it a minute earlier. Well, this isn’t the scenario here. I was gently tapping on your window. The look on your face said “what the fuck do you want?” I just whispered, “I have a question.” So you make your I can’t hear face and motions. Well, no shit because I barely said anything and knew you wouldn’t hear me. But I bet you play that game a lot and actually get pleasure out of fucking with people trying to yell through glass. Well, when you finally came to the door with your power of a trip attitude of “can I help you?” I told you what’s up. I work next door and left something in our communal space thinking one of your people mistook it. You came back with my belonging this time, guilty and ashamed,” is this it, sorry about that.”

You can take your attitude about opening up doors early and shove it up your already stuck up ass. Then you can take your phony apology and shove that further up your ass. Do your guests really know you’re a dick as a host behind closed doors? That’s all I want to know.

12 replies on “Not Open Yet”

  1. I’m sorry, but if the business isn’t open, it doesn’t really matter why you went over. It’s not open.

    Oh wait, I lied. I’m not actually sorry.

  2. I’m all for human decency, esp between shop workers. But if you’re a fellow shop worker you should know that virtually a million things have to be complete before you can legally open the doors or properly run business. You already waited all night for your misplaced “item”. Why couldn’t you wait a few more minutes til this person had a chance to do their job and flip the open sign?

  3. opened/closed, whatever!
    I’ve showed up early to a place and been told nicely they weren’t open. course I wasn’t trying to retrieve something.
    I’ve sat around the bar after it closed and drank with the bartender.
    it’s all personal whims on how someone wants to uphold their rule.

  4. You obviously don’t realise how many random people rap on business windows before and after open hours just trying to harass workers for random bullshit like matchbooks and restrooms and phone use. I’d ignore you too. Maybe even flip you off just for fun!

  5. I guess what the world is saying here anonie, is that you were entirely in the wrong about something, and took your unearned sense of outrage about something minor not going your way and wrote something stupid about it. Then it was published on the internet. Yer famous. Dick.

  6. i work next door and left something in our communal space thinking one of your people mistook it. You came back with my belonging this time, guilty and ashamed: “here’s the copy of Juggs you left in the bathroom.”

  7. On behalf of shop workers everywhere who have to deal with people who have never worked in any type of customer or food service: Go fuck yourself, I’Anon.

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