You were in the stall next to the urinal. I whipped it out and my initial pee stream went far left and splattered on the floor and on your feet. You scooted your feet inwards and in the process dropped your phone on in my pee puddle. I quickly finished and booked it but bro, I’m sorry! It was rude but I didn’t know what else to do…

2 replies on “Oops! I peed on you”

  1. kinda like when

    Republicants tell us

    about how their Tax Cuts

    will stimulate the Jobs Makers

    and all that newfound Money’ll

    trickle down upon the so-

    called ‘bottom’ 90%?

    don’t piss on my

    leg and tell me

    about all the

    ‘Winning.’

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