Dear Hipster Mayor,
I know I don’t speak for all Portlanders, but we get it already! You and the City Council obviously don’t give a shit about finding a resolution to Portland’s homeless problem. You’re just telling the homeless to go fuck themselves just because they are homeless. You and the City Council only care about making Portland the best city in the US for not only hipsters, but also for rich people who can afford it. You’re worse than your predecessor Sam Adams. I bet people who voted for you are regretting it because you really need to get your head out of your ass in do something to make Portland safe again. Next up, do something about the dirty syringes you dumbass.

7 replies on “Our Hipster Mayor”

  1. You sure don’t speak for all Portland.

    I am tired of human feces on the sidewalk. I am tired on junkies degrading the streams in SE. I am tired of living in a town that attracts homeless with food stamps and
    no enforcement of littering/petty theft.

    I have sympathy for our home-grown crazies, but the lifestyle homeless are nasty to to the community and I am tired of them. They are hopeless causes and should go back to Cali.

  3. I want to know the difference between homeless people, street people, and poor people.
    maybe there isn’t one.
    I’m tired of being asked for money or a sandwich by people who don’t look “homeless” or “street.”

  4. I get that “hipster” has become a horribly generic term, but come on. Charlie Hales?

    You do realize Sam Adams hasn’t been mayor for over three years now, right? You do know Kyle MacLachlan isn’t the actual mayor?

  5. Go to any major metropolis around this country and you’ll see that the homeless population of Portland has it pretty damned good (as far as homelessness goes).

    I’m 100% behind the Reverend on this one. The hometown mentally ill homeless have my sympathy and support. The rest of the homeless “trashplants”, drug addicts, and street rats can all go fuck themselves.

  6. You know, why don’t you take a hard look in the mirror at McDonalds and start placing the blame where it belongs — on those narrow shoulders of yours.

  7. Here are a few ways to solve the homeless problem
    1. Build a wall. Homeless people can’t climb, it’s science.
    2. Give them a one way ticket to San Francisco. Tell them a new Facebook app will find them a place to live and food, no job required.
    3. Force churches to become homeless shelters during off hours… or they have to pay taxes
    4. Invade the camps with beer and food but don’t share. Eat and drink to your hearts delight and leave the trash in the camp for them to pick up.

    I’m going blank on a few others, but they’ll come back to me.

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