People in Front

To people at food carts, fast foods, whatever applies, please move out of the way after you order. Especially at food carts, I know you guys are excited, you’re doing some kind of jitterbug while standing still. Or kinda dancing saying something like, “ho its so cold.” You wanna see inside the cart all the festivities of how they make your food. You gots some awesome questions. But please get out of the way to let others order. Your time is up. No you don’t get special attention for eating at these awesome food carts so stop begging for it. Move! Your food will come whether you stand in front like the impatient dog you are or 5 ft. away. Same to the people at fast food. Get out of the way! Yet you must stand right next to the register you ordered from. Don’t worry, they will see you. You”re in the way of traffic, get out of the way! You’re holding everything up because you gotta poke your nose out the window to see the accident.
Also watch out when following them slow little elders pushing their cart in the grocery store. Sometimes you have to because that’s the only way to move around people checking out pickles, but pay attention for old people. They can stop and go rogue at anytime because they can’t see shit, and never know what aisle they’re in and where to find whatever they are looking for. Be careful with these fender benders!