Hey guy, you were at my bar the other night that I am a bouncer at. Yeah, we noticed you walking out of the restroom, and you had soaked yer tight hipster girl pants in your own piss. Yet you still walked around like you were the coolest piece of shit walkin. And you wonder why we cut you off. You still strutted around in your piss pants, grinding on your wasted girlfriend, and she didnt even notice you had pissed your pathetic self. You later tried to order more drinks, and then threw a tantrum because we would no longer serve you. DUDE, YOU FUCKIN’ PISSED YOURSELF!!!! Grow the fuck up and act like an adult next time you go out drinking for the night. And to the girlfriend of said idiot, have some fucking self respect. Your mother must be so proud of you, dry humping your moron boyfriend’s piss soaked crotch, in public none the less. PULL IT TOGETHER, YOU FUCKIN SPOILED HIPSTERS!!! Thank you, from you local neighbor hood bouncer.
Pissy Pants
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This was hilarious. Thank you for the laugh.
I was hating piss-soaked hipsters before it was cool.
Every time a hipster pisses his pants, an angel gets to finish his drink.
Where is the poll on how full of piss this post is?
Best I Anon ever. Now I am just trying to figure out which one of the readers he is talking about