Please stop using Facebook as your brag board.
I don’t give a shit that you kicked ass this term and fucking “pwnd” your finals.
I don’t give a shit that you’re pregnant again and that you hand made all your baby shower invites (“OMG, aren’t they the cutest thing? I totally found this on Pinterest! Not too shabby, if you ask me!!”)
I don’t give a shit that your skin is gorgeous and glowing, due to that parasite growing inside you.
I don’t give a shit about anything you post (hence why I unfriended you).
And I surely don’t give a shit about anything you say. (“Why did you unfriend me? Am I over doing it with the baby stuff, again?? Hee hee hee.)
Just stay in Gresham, shit out a ton of kids, graduate and stop sending me friend invites and texting me if I want to catch up. I told you you’re annoying and I don’t care about your life.

13 replies on “Please, Stop Posting and Talking”

  2. Did someone intrude upon your re-sharing of George Takei or Pioneerville requests with their actual life? You just described the entirety of facebook.

    You know you can hide updates, right?

    If you don’t give a shit about what someone is doing, don’t friend them or hide their updates.

  4. Offending party’s name > settings > report/block > hide updates.

    The only problem I see with blocking all these updates and posts from people you couldn’t give multiple shits about is that you will no longer have anything to complain/talk about. But then again you sound pretty young/inexperienced so you probably have all manner of really important things to say, if only you weren’t so burdened with other people’s crappy posts you are so compelled to complain about and comment on. He’s your chance to really shine, kiddo. Now get out there and rock that social network!

  5. Delete your facebook. I had the same complaints and that’s what I did. No regrets. Then you don’t have to rant about it here.

  6. I’ll break it down for you: You are bitter that you have no prospects for marriage or to have kids in the near future. She is trying to do the sociable thing to keep a connection to you, and you’re being rude to her.

  8. What a whiner. Figure out how to block people and/or their posts if you don’t want to see them. It’s not that difficult.

  9. I guess I’m stupid, because I find it hard to do anything on facebook. Let alone do advanced controls like blocking people.

  11. ^its really funny how many of your posts are just silly ass questions. And even funnier, how you keep asking YET no one EVER responds.

    And how YOU lie about never have heard of the band gossip…..

    You are a true chump. To your face, anytime.

    Oh, and for your pathetic whiny ass, here’s your answer for all future questions…… Stop being a dumb ass bitch, maybe, just maybe, someone will reach out. Reach out and tell you.

    You. Are. An. Idiot.

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