Potpourri of a Week

If you’re driving through a parking lot, honk at a person(not me)crossing the street, it tells me everything I need to know about you.
If we’re walking by each other, I barely brush your hand because your phone had important news, then you turn and call me an asshole, I really wanted to turn and confront you. I don’t know if I did it on purpose or not. But you couldn’t know because you were absorbed with your phone and still called ME the asshole. I may be one but you look like one when you say it.
I can’t take all this information. Endless words in emails. Endless information to absorb. I can’t keep up. Not enough time. Not enough brain power. It’s called skim reading, but I retain nothing from that.
I check my receipts every time. I been overcharged many a times now that I been paying attention. It’s cents here and there, but it’s principle and will add up when you’re broke.
I love it when someone talks professional and proper in certain cases, but in casual friendly chats, wow, who is this person?
Subtitles aren’t for the hearing impaired. It’s for people who don’t enunciate.
Many people are full of excuses. Just do it! Laziness, and weight are not excuses. Life is hard.
Do you know how many people are staring at you when you think no one is watching? Every one is watching. Just watch.
Fedoras are really stupid looking on people, mostly guys. It’s so stylish that it’s ugly.
Some wheelchair people need a scooter. I mean come on, how do you get anywhere?