“Oregonians are Unstoppable!”
Where were all you tough, brave Oregonians today on the city streets of Portland?
First, it’s hilarious with you cheap asses and the mini flimsy umbrellas you say is all you need, “I’m good”. How’s the wind factor working out? HeHeHaHo.
Second, how about them gigantor ones that’s usually operated by some gigantic 6’5” goon or just some fuck whistle with zero courtesy to move that fucking giant head poker out of the way? Hope you didn’t get your clothes and hair wet today walking a whole 2 blocks to your lunch date, or a block to your car. Third, so where were you? Oh good. Safe call to call in a rain day. Jesus Christ people.
Fourth, so, really, where were you? Oh good call calling a timbers day. Jesus fucking Christ Portland. More like Portland Pansies. Downtown streets were pretty empty today.
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I bet if you could afford an umbrella youd sing a different tune.
Oh, c’mon. Downtown was pretty empty because most people were nursing a hangover after watching the Timbers win the MLS Cup yesterday. If you had any friends, they maybe would have told you.
This was written by a guy standing in the rain, shit puddles up to his calves. Winning!
I/anonie
I wish your rants were stoppable. I see you have a lot of drama,each day a new situation,but the same ole writing style.
Hooray! Another twat who has discovered he’s the only dude alive in this town with enough balls to avoid every drop of rain that falls through sheer nativeness! Of course there isn’t a single local soul who might own a car. What a nuisance it is to deal with all these foreign pussies who don’t like walking through rivers of street sewage. Also, congrats on whatever rain gear you employed to keep yourself dry. I can only assume you utilized said gear as you silently, heroically stood up against the assholes who like to stay dry, as the hard, transplant-hating rain beat down on your perfect self and you risked the life of your iphone to post another unorginal rant! Holy fucking shit.
I don’t really use an umbrella because of the wind but chill the fuck out about it. This was a hell of a lot of rain.
You realize, of course, that not all Oregonians live in Portland. Not even a majority. Try broadening your horizons.
What an incoherent mess of a point.
The first “Unstoppable” commercials put out by our Fox affiliate with Meteorologist Andy Carson and other reporters were awesome! They were the pep talk we sometimes need living where we do. After that it just turned into a venue for transplants to show(off) how unstoppable they are doing mostly leisure activities. Sure, unstoppable Oregonians have fun in the rain, but mostly we just work and do normal every day stuff. Notice how the new “Unstoppable” commercial is often before or after the “Purchase a Subaru after seeing Oregon’s Beaches for the first time” commercial?
Bring back Andy Carson!