When I heard the news, I had to inform all of my friends. My friends… those who are around my age range and grew up listening to that era of music. Although I hadn’t bought an album of his in decades, hearing those songs brought back many memories. I was shocked that he died.
YOU: a twenty-something Millennial on your phone most of the day when you should be working. You came up to me probably after seeing some post about a “Prince” of some kind and asked me who he was. Who he was?! Are you kidding me? I briefly told you who he was and what he did… and you said, “Oh, that’s cool.”
The next day I walk in and see a small group of coworkers surrounding you. What did a self-absorbed twenty-something Millennial HAVE to do? Make it about himself. There you were, wearing a purple shirt with what looked like a homemade pin that said “Rest in Purple.” All the followers thought you were so cool and you… you were soaking it up, you fucking douche-bag.
What an asshole move by a fucking arrogant, attention seeking young dip-shit.
I hate you.

no way this actually happened. no way.
Grumpy discontent aging Gen X dickbag complains about the youths, all while wishing they had thought of it first.
^ That one would get a shit-ton of upvotes if… Well, you know…
I agree with ThatOneBitch, that kind of shit is what your Twenties are all about, hopefully your early Twenties, but , whatever.
No way…. wow, I fucking hate this social media, attention seeking generation of useless children…. Dammit, where is my fucking up votes so I know others agree!
I would comment but I’m too exhausted from disgust at how much fun this blog/column used to be.
Great. I’m #8.
#8 at 8-0-8 $!
No millennial would ask a question like that without first consulting Google. Totally fake.
Prince would have kept the upvoting system.
People are having a hard time believing this one is real because…?