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Next time you want to play a somatic game in the audience before a performance, maybe try being still for 60 seconds, and have some awareness of those around you. Maybe try listening, rather than voicing your self satisfied ego and emotional and physical expressions. Your presumptious consumption of culture for your own self satisfaction was distracting. And it shouldn’t need to be said, but don’t fucking touch someone you don’t know!! All of this in a space where the audience is connecting through art and a shared experience. You were insufferable and I had to leave at intermission.—Anonymous