Look. I know you have a thing for him. You make it obvious every fucking time I see you. The thing is, you’re in a long term relationship so I thought your flirting was harmless. Until you tell him you and your husband are in an open relationship.
He’s too oblivious to know you’re flirting with him or dropping hints. But guess what? I’m not. I know what you’re doing and I’m fucking pissed. It’s not that I think he’d touch you (never in a million years sweetie. He isn’t attracted to you and he’s faithful as well… Old Faithful.) it’s that I don’t want your skank paws all over him.
If you so much as touch his arm I will rip you apart. Stay the fuck away. I don’t give a flying shit what you do with your own relationship but respect me and mine. Otherwise you’re getting a fucking black eye (at least) for your trouble. Believe me. I’ve done worse things and you aren’t shit to me.
She sounds like a sweetheart compared to you. No wonder you are worried.
If she can rip apart arms from bodies she is from the Wookie Race. In case, be extra careful when running away in violent times, don’t give your back to her, walk backwards, when turning, do it fast and get near a TV or a McDonald’s and ask for help. You’re welcome in advance.
You can use the TV or “The Mac Donald’s” as a normal person would use a crucifix on a Vampire.
You’ve done worse things? Like write an I,A while seething with rage? Boy, watch out ladies! We got a bruiser over here.
catfight! popcorn!
I never understood these. I mean, if the person involved actually knows you’re talking about them then it’s hardly anonymous since the only one that actually matters clearly knows who wrote it. And if the subject doesn’t know it’s about them or just never reads it, what’s the point?
Yeah, what’s the point, what’s the point?
Good thing she’s so reasonable.
“You make it obvious every fucking time I see you.”
Unless your life is just full of unpleasant, coincidental run-ins with people you feel want to fuck your husband, it sounds like you’re seeing this person by some form of choice, not chance. Assuming there’s no contractual obligation to be in this person’s company, I suggest you un-clench your fists of fury and quit being so infantile and insecure. The fact you have to reaffirm your husband’s fidelity by giving him the moniker “Old Faithful” doesn’t in the least bit sound like a sentiment from a secure person anyway.
Sounds a little too porno like. Maybe your hallway needs a hotdog sale yourself…..
You sound like a lot of fun. Your husband must feel so lucky.
“open relationship” = toxic people
What do you have to lose by simply talking to her and telling her what’s up? Maybe she thinks you guys are in an open marriage, and/or thinks you don’t mind? That would make sense, if she’s dropping the fact that she’s into swinging to either of you.
As it is, what are you gonna do, go on like this for five years, seething with anger every second of your life? Suspicious, draining shit like this will wear you down like nothing else in life.
Just get it over with. If she gets histrionic and can’t handle it, you win. If she handles it like an adult and respects your wishes, you win.
“Any woman who messes with a married man deserves what she gets.” –my otherwise sweetheart grandmother.
This should do a lot of good